For two years, I have been tip toeing around my home in an attempt to capture this beast asleep in odd places. Because he is a 55 year old baby, he spends most of his time at home draped over couches, countertops and chairs. He is 100% asleep in every photo (of which I have gathered hundreds), and still has no clue that these pictures exist. I have had absolutely no idea what to do with all of these photos, until now. Here are just a few examples of my exhausted father: